“ I have the ability to alter my perception of reality in ways that make shit real good. I ride my bike every where, and I like to grow a beard, almost as much as I like to shave it off. Sometimes I’m rich, sometimes I’m poor. In the morning I am usually installed at Random Order with a book, I take coffee with a book always; mostly it’s literature, sometimes its a sketch book. Some days I’m a whiskey drinkin’ shit talkin’ son of a bitch, other days I’m a joint smokin’ philisophical mischief makin’ sweetheart. I had a van that we bought from Jesus christ, it was Jesus’ van but Matt drove it into the ocean and never drove it out. I like Paris, San Francisco, New York, Munich, Rutland, and Portland alot. I love coming home after a trip . I wear the same clothes every day, so as not to take anyone by surprise. I think i am basically a feminist. I have three roommates and two cats, the cats are jerks. I have attached myself to a few items of interest to collect, I feel like a collection begins when you have three items of the same purpose. I have been collecting chairs for a few years now, as well as typewriters, and hangovers. I had a drivers license, but it expired and I didn’t want to take the test, so now I am represented by a “non-driver I.D.”. I don’t have a T.V., or a toaster for that matter. I don’t know how use a computer, or an ATM. I believe in paper money and coins, and hide my savings in a shoe box buried in my backyard. I think graffiti is for chumps, but i cant help but vandalize some things in certain situations. I must be hungry; because i go crazy for your leather boots. I like to take photos of people in bathrooms. I like to draw and paint pictures. I like to write and I like writers. I can write in 5 handwritings. I love makin’ out and finger bangin’. I smoke cigg butts out of the ash try when you are not looking. I once bit a Romanian immigrant in the neck at The Bins over a set of He-Man bed sheets. I like to lay in bed all day and pretend that clothes haven’t been invented yet. I like eating fruit naked. I love to cook spectacular meals for beautiful women, and to linger at the table for another bottle of whatever it was we were drinkin (what do we have left?). i can bum a cigarette in four different languages. I have a feeling that the word LUCK means in latin that the stars are aligned in a benificial order.
Jason levins (Cory’s friend)
bonjour
I am all up in your place, eating your snacks. j@intermissiondesign.com